10.000 BC

Snow time~~!! Day 2 ^_^

It's Easter Monday and it's snowing again. I haven't shaved in like 5 days so I have a nice little beard. With that I thougt, let's watch 10.000 BC. My sisters boyfriend brought it with him and I was bored anyway.



Time for the story. It's pretty standard for this type of film I guess. Boy meets girl, boy has rival, a prophecy, girl gets kidnapped, bla bla bla. This had been done thousends of times but this time a different setting.

The setting is pretty cool though. Snow tundra's, a jungle, the dessert. Pretty well done. The CG is pretty awesome to, especially the mammoth's. So your saying this is a pretty decent movie? No, it's not.

The storyline is just crap. They switch from scene to scene like they have a timelimit of 15 minutes. One minute they are on a snow covered mountain, the next they are a big jungle. The main villians of this movie are some kind of Arabian tribe. Why arab's?? Like they don't have it bad enough. They kidnap people from tribes for some aparent reason. Hey decide to cross a frinkin' mountain to kidnap 10 people and bring them back to a desert that is 1000 km away. That makes sense -.-

Well, if the kidnapping isn't bad enough, they use them as slaves. Off course all the slaves are black except for the 10 people from the caveman tribe. Could it be more stereotype~~!!!

But do you know what breaks my balls. You know that big sabertooth tiger you see on advertisements? It only appears for 4 minutes in the entire movie. I thought it was the main predator. Instead we get some oversized chicken like animal that only appears in the jungle and apperantly likes to eat people. Who came up with that briljant idea.

To those who are thinking of seeing this movie, please don't. Go see a good movie and avoid this peace of trash~~!!